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Launching with 10 Original Intent flavors, including:

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• Covfefe & Cream
• Thin Mint Romney
• Strawbarry Goldwater
• Cherry Falwell
• Ted “Chocolate” Nougat
• NRA Parfait
• Trickle Down Chocolonomics
• The Fudge Report
• French Vanilla

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Disclaimer

It has been brought to our attention that this post is about US politics.